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Beijing Eats China's first speciality penis restauran
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GrantK 
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Posted 17 February 2006 - 05:37 PM
Never assume animosity when stupidity could be the cause.
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.
'Happy Cuatro de Cinco!'
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.
'Happy Cuatro de Cinco!'
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FaustianBargain
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Posted 09 March 2006 - 08:34 AM
GrantK, on Feb 17 2006, 05:37 PM, said:
are the customers expected to swallow too?
i am not a cancer, i am a sagittarius.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Gary Soup
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Posted 26 March 2006 - 05:25 PM
GrantK, on Feb 17 2006, 09:37 AM, said:
Now you know the wisdom of that old Confucian saw, "Heaven is having Chinese takeout for dinner; Hell is having Chinese take you out for dinner."
Recipe for Home-cooked Ox Penis
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Posted 26 March 2006 - 05:28 PM
heh heh. You said, until stiff. heh heh
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Posted 26 March 2006 - 05:35 PM
lovelynugget, on Mar 26 2006, 09:28 AM, said:
heh heh. You said, until stiff. heh heh
Although I paraphrased the recipe somewhat for legal reasons, "until stiff" was the very phrase used in English in the book. I should have added the disclaimer "Don't try THAT at home."
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