jersey shore nickname generator
tiger woods mistress generator
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name generators jersey shore / tiger's mistress. choose your humiliation
#1
Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:23 PM
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
#2
Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:13 PM
"The Hands Team"????????? What does that even mean?
It was hard to avoid the feeling that somebody, somewhere, was missing the point. I couldn't even be sure that it wasn't me. - Douglas Adams
Please come visit my rock concert blog: Tantalized.
Please come visit my rock concert blog: Tantalized.
#3
Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:57 PM
If I use my nickname and my real last name, I get "The Rack". Suitable because I do wear a 34E (bra size, not European shoe size).
If I use my real first and last names, I get "The Ashley Simpson of Cape May". What's Cape May?
I can't be a mistress of Tiger Woods because it's not working for me. Oh well. I'm not his type, anyway. My skin colour is a bit too brown.
If I use my real first and last names, I get "The Ashley Simpson of Cape May". What's Cape May?
I can't be a mistress of Tiger Woods because it's not working for me. Oh well. I'm not his type, anyway. My skin colour is a bit too brown.
#4
Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:59 PM
If I use my real first and last names, I get "The Ashley Simpson of Cape May". What's Cape May?
It's on the Jersey shore (though not of the Jersey Shore, if you know what I mean.)
My Jersey Shore name is A-Train. Choo choo!
Andrew Fenton
#5
Posted 20 January 2010 - 02:27 PM
First pump (?) was S-Scream. I stopped when I got to The Paris Hilton of Trenton. I'm a hotel?
"This place was the 4'33" of flavour." -- Adrian, September 18, 2011
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
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