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#1 User is offline   splinky 

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:23 PM

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:13 PM

"The Hands Team"????????? What does that even mean? blink.gif
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:57 PM

If I use my nickname and my real last name, I get "The Rack". Suitable because I do wear a 34E (bra size, not European shoe size).

If I use my real first and last names, I get "The Ashley Simpson of Cape May". What's Cape May?

I can't be a mistress of Tiger Woods because it's not working for me. Oh well. I'm not his type, anyway. My skin colour is a bit too brown.
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:59 PM

QUOTE(prasantrin @ Jan 20 2010, 07:57 AM) View Post
If I use my real first and last names, I get "The Ashley Simpson of Cape May". What's Cape May?


It's on the Jersey shore (though not of the Jersey Shore, if you know what I mean.)

My Jersey Shore name is A-Train. Choo choo!
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 02:27 PM

First pump (?) was S-Scream. I stopped when I got to The Paris Hilton of Trenton. I'm a hotel?
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