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#1 User is offline   Squeat Mungry 

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:56 PM

Bathing the dog.

ETA: And dealing with the aftermath.
It is a pretty poem, Mr. Pope, but you must not call it Homer. -- Richard Bentley
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:05 PM

life. turns out it's messy and complicated
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

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#3 User is offline   Squeat Mungry 

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:07 PM

You win. Admins, we can probably close this one up now.
It is a pretty poem, Mr. Pope, but you must not call it Homer. -- Richard Bentley
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#4 User is online   splinky 

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:18 PM

i wasn't trying to rain on your pity party.
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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#5 User is offline   Squeat Mungry 

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:19 PM

I'm still wet.
It is a pretty poem, Mr. Pope, but you must not call it Homer. -- Richard Bentley
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:20 PM

it should be easy to insert wisdom here.
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violation of expectancy as humor

this food left intentionally bland

and i swear that i don't have a pun
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#7 User is online   splinky 

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Squeat Mungry @ Dec 16 2009, 05:19 PM) View Post
I'm still wet.

nevermind. get the fuck over it
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:24 PM

You win, too. Let's keep this open.

ETA: That was for Mr. p. You can go bathe a dog, splink.
It is a pretty poem, Mr. Pope, but you must not call it Homer. -- Richard Bentley
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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:50 PM

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“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:57 PM

laugh.gif Always leave 'em laughing. laugh.gif
It was hard to avoid the feeling that somebody, somewhere, was missing the point. I couldn't even be sure that it wasn't me. - Douglas Adams

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