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this one's taken, but there should definitely be a chance of arrest or maiming, maybe death
i want my own reality show what wacky stunt should i pull?
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 06:58 PM
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 07:17 PM
Also too late to pretend to send a kid up in a balloon...
I suppose you could always artificially inseminate yourself with a dozen children at once.
I suppose you could always artificially inseminate yourself with a dozen children at once.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 07:38 PM
Taping dozens of live reptiles to yourself & trying to get through customs has been done, too.
You really have to be inventive these days.
You really have to be inventive these days.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 08:02 PM
I would think just being splinky would be enough.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 08:29 PM
QUOTE(Evelyn @ Nov 26 2009, 03:11 PM) 
QUOTE(Carolyn Tillie @ Nov 26 2009, 11:17 AM)
I suppose you could always artificially inseminate yourself with a dozen children at once.
Step away from the turkey baster.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:17 PM
I don't see you in a reality show per se, more of a Seinfeld-y thing.
“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
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Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:18 PM
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:17 PM)
I don't see you in a reality show per se, more of a Seinfeld-y thing.
but mine would be a show about some things
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:23 PM
I have a stupid question.
Don't these people ever think about consequences?
Don't these people ever think about consequences?
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:24 PM
QUOTE(foodie52 @ Nov 26 2009, 04:23 PM)
I have a stupid question.
Don't these people ever think about consequences?
Don't these people ever think about consequences?
um, yeah. a reality show
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:28 PM
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 26 2009, 04:18 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:17 PM)
I don't see you in a reality show per se, more of a Seinfeld-y thing.
but mine would be a show about some thingsSome things that fall on you and try to kill you, or some small furry things?
“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:38 PM
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 26 2009, 04:18 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:17 PM)
I don't see you in a reality show per se, more of a Seinfeld-y thing.
but mine would be a show about some thingsSome things that fall on you and try to kill you, or some small furry things?
i don't know, just stuff that happens sometimes. who are you, fucking tv guide?
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:44 PM
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 26 2009, 04:38 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 26 2009, 04:18 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:17 PM)
I don't see you in a reality show per se, more of a Seinfeld-y thing.
but mine would be a show about some thingsSure, back in the Seinfeld day you may have been able to go to a tv exec and say listen, it's a show about nothing, and they would sign you right up for 16 shows, but this is 2009 girlie, you need more substance now.
“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:48 PM
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:44 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 26 2009, 04:38 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 26 2009, 04:18 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 26 2009, 04:17 PM)
I don't see you in a reality show per se, more of a Seinfeld-y thing.
but mine would be a show about some thingsSure, back in the Seinfeld day you may have been able to go to a tv exec and say listen, it's a show about nothing, and they would sign you right up for 16 shows, but this is 2009 girlie, you need more substance now.
okay, it's a show about this girl named splinky who does stuff sometimes and she spends her days dreaming up ways to get her own reality show. suck that, larry david
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:03 PM
I had a dream last night that I found out splinky was really a man. Maybe you could have a sex-change operation and let them film it. I might be exciting to see how you choose your schlong.
