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who wouldn't choose to date a werewolf over a vampire?
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splinky 
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:08 PM
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
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~Jack Handey
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:49 PM
Good heavens, don't you know people are worried sick about you over on the Dingbat thread?
“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
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Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:56 PM
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 18 2009, 04:49 PM) 
Good heavens, don't you know people are worried sick about you over on the Dingbat thread?
what are you all? helicopter parents?
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:59 PM
We have sort of touched on this before.
Here.
I know I was dismissive about vampires but to me they are definitely preferable to wolfmen.
Here.
I know I was dismissive about vampires but to me they are definitely preferable to wolfmen.
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 10:00 PM
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 18 2009, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE(flyfish @ Nov 18 2009, 04:49 PM)
Good heavens, don't you know people are worried sick about you over on the Dingbat thread?
what are you all? helicopter parents?Like someone who puts bacitracin on her toothbrush doesn't need minders...
“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 10:10 PM
I like anthrope.
But he'd need to use a nonsmelly shampoo/body wash (neither perfumed nor medicinal), one the makes your hair soft and silky.
But he'd need to use a nonsmelly shampoo/body wash (neither perfumed nor medicinal), one the makes your hair soft and silky.
"This place was the 4'33" of flavour." -- Adrian, September 18, 2011
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 10:22 PM
Is there a TV show or something causing this?
"I mispoke."
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 10:30 PM
QUOTE(Suzanne F @ Nov 18 2009, 05:10 PM)
I like anthrope.
But he'd need to use a nonsmelly shampoo/body wash (neither perfumed nor medicinal), one the makes your hair soft and silky.
But he'd need to use a nonsmelly shampoo/body wash (neither perfumed nor medicinal), one the makes your hair soft and silky.
a shampoo with the conditioner already in it, then. like "creme of nature" or a unscented "pantene".
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 11:58 PM
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 18 2009, 05:30 PM)
QUOTE(Suzanne F @ Nov 18 2009, 05:10 PM)
I like anthrope.
But he'd need to use a nonsmelly shampoo/body wash (neither perfumed nor medicinal), one the makes your hair soft and silky.
But he'd need to use a nonsmelly shampoo/body wash (neither perfumed nor medicinal), one the makes your hair soft and silky.
a shampoo with the conditioner already in it, then. like "creme of nature" or a unscented "pantene".
Right. But not Pert -- too waxy.
"This place was the 4'33" of flavour." -- Adrian, September 18, 2011
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:16 AM
QUOTE(Miguel Gierbolini @ Nov 18 2009, 05:22 PM)
Is there a TV show or something causing this?
Yes - based a series of teen books by Stephenie Meyer.
“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:26 AM
huh? i just met a really cute werewolf today and wondered if i should hold out for a vampire or maybe even an extraterrestrial transvestite ghost pirate
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:33 AM
QUOTE(splinky @ Nov 18 2009, 07:26 PM)
huh? i just met a really cute werewolf today and wondered if i should hold out for a vampire or maybe even an extraterrestrial transvestite ghost pirate
Hold out for a hero.
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“I used to be eye candy but now I’m more like eye pickle"
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
Neil Innes
“Your father is going deaf. I can’t hear a word he says!”
My mom
“I hope to set an example, you know, for children and stuff."
Captain Hammer
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 03:33 AM
Fly, how on earth do you find those things?
Then again, maybe not on earth?
Then again, maybe not on earth?
"This place was the 4'33" of flavour." -- Adrian, September 18, 2011
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
yes sir... i get sad when i don't cook
-- Daniel, December 13, 2011
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 04:08 AM
I've dated both dogs and soul-suckers, but I'm not sure one is really preferable over the other.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 05:51 AM
Never assume animosity when stupidity could be the cause.
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.
'Happy Cuatro de Cinco!'
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.
'Happy Cuatro de Cinco!'
