[ivan]

This must've been mentioned already a million times, but can someone please fix the clock on the server? Post whores like yours truly live and die by statistics like that. Yes, I know I haven't been anything remotely like a post whore on , but that's partly because every time I look in on the current posts here, I always think I'm 2 days late and everyone's buggered off to eGullet.org.

[hollywood]

I think it's up to you. Go to My Controls. Go to Board Settings and make the adjustment. [Or, continue to live in the past.]

[ivan]

hollywood, on Sep 14 2004, 08:57 PM, said:

I think it's up to you. Go to My Controls. Go to Board Settings and make the adjustment. [Or, continue to live in the past.]

That's easy for YOU to say.

What happens when the clock gets fixed, and everyone becomes premature?

I'll be posting things before I've even thought of them.

[ivan]

Hollywood -- I wasn't talking about the time, but about the date. The server clock is currently set to September 14. Using My Controls, I can set my relative time zone, but September 14 is currently 48 time zones in the past, and My Controls only go up to 12.

Also, I'd like to point out that, with respect to , I'm actually living in the future.

[hollywood]

ivan, on Sep 16 2004, 04:07 PM, said:

Hollywood -- I wasn't talking about the time, but about the date. The server clock is currently set to September 14. Using My Controls, I can set my relative time zone, but September 14 is currently 48 time zones in the past, and My Controls only go up to 12.

Also, I'd like to point out that, with respect to  , I'm actually living in the future.

So, are you in some undisclosed secure location, Ivan? My posts are dated 9/16. In fact, so is yours that I'm replying to.

[Orik]

If you fix the time, the date will be corrected as well.

http://www.mouthfulsfood.com/forums/index....361&hl=marshall

[hollywood]

ivan, on Sep 16 2004, 04:00 PM, said:

What happens when the clock gets fixed, and everyone becomes premature?

I'll be posting things before I've even thought of them.

There's a certain appeal to this concept.

[yvonne johnson]

We must make allowances for Ivan. He was around in the 1800s, I believe.

[hollywood]

yvonne johnson, on Sep 16 2004, 04:16 PM, said:

We must make allowances for Ivan. He was around in the 1800s, I believe.

I thought he was an enfant terrible.

[ivan]

hollywood, on Sep 14 2004, 09:13 PM, said:

So, are you in some undisclosed secure location, Ivan?  My posts are dated 9/16.  In fact, so is yours that I'm replying to.

This gaslight treatment won't work on me -- I'm way too smart for that!


*reads Orik's post*


...oh.

[Stone]

johnboy, on Sep 17 2004, 08:49 AM, said:

On the running machine at the gym, working out pretty hard and consequently sweating quite a lot, had my headphones on but could still hear what was going on around me. Some stupid bitch behind me, saying quite loudly to her friend who was behind her "look at how much he's sweating, it's disgusting..." etc. (I think she was pissed because she wanted to get on the running machine). Had to tell her "its a fucking gym hon, if you can't deal with sweat then maybe you're in the wrong place" was also tempted to add that if she worked the rest of her body as hard as she worked her mouth then maybe she would sweat too.

Fucking common bitch.

You should have just farted at her.

[ivan]

johnboy, on Sep 15 2004, 11:49 AM, said:

Fucking common bitch.

Hmmm. Much anger in him... Farting help, it might...

[Wilfrid1]

The weekend is about to start, and so is the rain and so is some kind of chest infection. I only wish farting would help me, because I'm sure it can be arranged. Some ancient and dubious "promise" has been invoked to force me to go to an "action" movie at the cinema which will doubtless last long enough for me to miss El Duque bamboozling the Red Sox.

What can I turn to for consolation? Oh yes: two handed drinking.

[yvonne johnson]

What flick you going to see?

Speaking of farting my pirate name is Fartin' Roberta Dregg.