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#4601 User is offline   fantasty 

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 04:37 AM

ranitidine, on Jan 25 2006, 11:05 PM, said:

Missing a game dinner with matching wines because I had to fucking work until10:00 on opposition to a fucking government motion for summary judgment.

I'm sure it is of little consolation, but you were very much with us in spirit.
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#4602 User is offline   Maurice Naughton 

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 04:43 AM

ranitidine, on Jan 24 2006, 02:05 AM, said:

Missing a game dinner with matching wines because I had to fucking work until10:00 on opposition to a fucking government motion for summary judgment.

Gee, R. It was Ok. Lippy asked me to be her date and she was I think happy at the outcome. The dinner? Sublime. The six women and i thought of you for a second, then went bqck to talking about the guinea fowl and the wild roast Scottish wood pigeon.
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#4603 User is offline   Ron Johnson 

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 02:16 PM

ranitidine, on Jan 25 2006, 11:05 PM, said:

Missing a game dinner with matching wines because I had to fucking work until10:00 on opposition to a fucking government motion for summary judgment.

That sounds like grounds to move for sanctions under Rule 11. :blush:
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#4604 User is offline   Abbylovi 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 12:29 AM

A mouse just ran by my desk. I'm taking that as a sign that I should go home.
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#4605 User is offline   ranitidine 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 01:04 AM

Abbylovi, on Jan 26 2006, 07:29 PM, said:

A mouse just ran by my desk. I'm taking that as a sign that I should go home.

God bless the NYCDCAS. My tax dollars at work. Bet that never happened at Bloomberg LP.
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#4606 User is offline   Behemoth 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 01:08 AM

Abbylovi, on Jan 26 2006, 06:29 PM, said:

A mouse just ran by my desk. I'm taking that as a sign that I should go home.

(!) unless you work in a research lab, that belongs in the Reasons to Throw Up on Your Boss thread.
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#4607 User is offline   ranitidine 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 01:43 AM

Ron Johnson, on Jan 26 2006, 09:16 AM, said:

ranitidine, on Jan 25 2006, 11:05 PM, said:

Missing a game dinner with matching wines because I had to fucking work until10:00 on opposition to a fucking government motion for summary judgment.

That sounds like grounds to move for sanctions under Rule 11. :blush:

Excellent suggestion. I'm preparing the safe harbor letter right now.
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#4608 User is offline   mongo_jones 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:32 AM

earlier in the evening a snack of tortilla chips and guacamole goes horribly wrong when the tip of one chip breaks off in my mouth and lodges uncomfortably underneath my tongue in a corner. after much tongue-twisting i finally manage to rinse it out. later i sit down to dinner and with my first bite discover that in trying to get it out i apparently lacerated that corner of my tongue. painful, painful. but it could have been worse--i could have discovered it with my first sip of after-dinner whiskey. which leads to next annoyance: no after-dinner whiskey.

purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:28 PM

mongo_jones, on Jan 27 2006, 05:32 AM, said:

earlier in the evening a snack of tortilla chips and guacamole goes horribly wrong when the tip of one chip breaks off in my mouth and lodges uncomfortably underneath my tongue in a corner. after much tongue-twisting i finally manage to rinse it out. later i sit down to dinner and with my first bite discover that in trying to get it out i apparently lacerated that corner of my tongue. painful, painful. but it could have been worse--i could have discovered it with my first sip of after-dinner whiskey. which leads to next annoyance: no after-dinner whiskey.

Pussy.
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#4610 User is offline   Wilfrid1 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:32 PM

Too kind.

I think "wuss". Or perhaps, "Big Girl's Blouse".
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#4611 User is offline   hollywood 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:32 PM

mongo_jones, on Jan 26 2006, 09:32 PM, said:

earlier in the evening a snack of tortilla chips and guacamole goes horribly wrong when the tip of one chip breaks off in my mouth and lodges uncomfortably underneath my tongue in a corner. after much tongue-twisting i finally manage to rinse it out. later i sit down to dinner and with my first bite discover that in trying to get it out i apparently lacerated that corner of my tongue. painful, painful. but it could have been worse--i could have discovered it with my first sip of after-dinner whiskey. which leads to next annoyance: no after-dinner whiskey.

The worst is when the chip piece somehow gets loddddged between the front of the palate and the two front teeth and won't come out till major cauterization has occurred.
That shit cray.
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#4612 User is offline   Maurice Naughton 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:35 PM

Abbylovi, on Jan 24 2006, 10:29 PM, said:

A mouse just ran by my desk. I'm taking that as a sign that I should go home.

Love to eat them mousies!
Mousies what I love to eat!
Bite they tiny heads off!
Nibble on they tiny feet!
Cambridge University Professor of Electrical Engineering, Sir Charles Oatley, in October, 1948, along with his student Dennis McMullan, began the research that led to the production of the first scanning electron microscope in 1965.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:47 PM

Wilfrid, on Jan 27 2006, 10:32 AM, said:

Too kind.

I think "wuss". Or perhaps, "Big Girl's Blouse".

mmmm big girl's blouse...

nerow: that's it, i'm not sending you that cd i promised to send you 3 months ago for another 3 months.

purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
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if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
~yoruba proverb


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~homer simpson


maybe it wasn't the best wording.
~nathan

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#4614 User is offline   hollywood 

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:59 PM

Maurice Naughton, on Jan 27 2006, 09:35 AM, said:

Abbylovi, on Jan 24 2006, 10:29 PM, said:

A mouse just ran by my desk. I'm taking that as a sign that I should go home.

Love to eat them mousies!
Mousies what I love to eat!
Bite they tiny heads off!
Nibble on they tiny feet!

Very Klibanesque. What happened to him anyway?
That shit cray.
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 06:09 PM

I need a transcript from my ancient days at New Yorck Tech, nee NYCCC.

Paper check or money order only. In person (300 Jay St. Bklyn.) or snail mail. No internet. No over the phone. No plastic.

Registration for coursework at FDU. One class = $2300.00. No plastic payment accepted.

I rarely carry a checkbook or have a blank paper check in my possesion anymore. I used to keep a spare in my wallet, but in this modern age, have gotten out of the habit.

Do these institutions realize that we are in the early days of the twenty first century?

Sheesh!
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