Stone, on Nov 1 2005, 02:59 PM, said:
Wilfrid, on Nov 1 2005, 11:50 AM, said:
It's the unattended horse principle. If you ever take the reins of an unattended horse, you can find yourself stuck with it for the rest of the day.
That's how I met my first wife.
reminds me of the joke about the time a guy goes into the cemetery to make future arrangements for his family. on the way in, he notices a man, crying loudly and pounding on a tombstone, exclaiming, "why did you die you bastard, why??!"
a while later, as the guy is leaving, he notices the other man still wailing on the tombstone. he approaches the crying man and says that he is very sorry for his loss.
the crying man says, "it is a very sad day for me. but ya know, i never actually met him."
the first guy then asks, "you never knew him? then why are you so sad?"
the crying man replies "he was my wife's first husband"...