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#3851 User is offline   Rose 

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 07:05 PM

Stone, on Nov 1 2005, 02:59 PM, said:

Wilfrid, on Nov 1 2005, 11:50 AM, said:

It's the unattended horse principle.  If you ever take the reins of an unattended horse, you can find yourself stuck with it for the rest of the day. 

That's how I met my first wife.

That's first, as in not ex, as in you were married and then remarried? My, my, my, this has turned into an interesting afternoon, after all. ;)
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If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. (Voltaire)


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#3852 User is offline   Tamar G 

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 07:40 PM

Wilfrid, on Nov 1 2005, 04:50 PM, said:

Tamar G, on Nov 1 2005, 08:43 AM, said:

The annoyance?  Before I got to her I watched 4 people walk right past her without a glance.

Not surprised. It's the unattended horse principle. If you ever take the reins of an unattended horse, you can find yourself stuck with it for the rest of the day. Jeffrey Bernard taught me that.

I know, but a 5 year old?!? Howling in the middle of 9th avenue? It was heart wrenching. Who can't afford to take a couple of hours out of their fucking day to take look for her mom or call the police.
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#3853 User is offline   Stone 

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 07:41 PM

Tamar G, on Nov 1 2005, 02:40 PM, said:

Wilfrid, on Nov 1 2005, 04:50 PM, said:

Tamar G, on Nov 1 2005, 08:43 AM, said:

The annoyance?  Before I got to her I watched 4 people walk right past her without a glance.

Not surprised. It's the unattended horse principle. If you ever take the reins of an unattended horse, you can find yourself stuck with it for the rest of the day. Jeffrey Bernard taught me that.

I know, but a 5 year old?!? Howling in the middle of 9th avenue? It was heart wrenching. Who can't afford to take a couple of hours out of their fucking day to take look for her mom or call the police.

If Wilfrid did it, the police would be calling him.
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#3854 User is offline   Wilfrid1 

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 07:43 PM

New Yorkers have far too many important things to do. ;)
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#3855 User is offline   buckytom 

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 07:53 PM

Stone, on Nov 1 2005, 02:59 PM, said:

Wilfrid, on Nov 1 2005, 11:50 AM, said:

It's the unattended horse principle.  If you ever take the reins of an unattended horse, you can find yourself stuck with it for the rest of the day. 

That's how I met my first wife.

reminds me of the joke about the time a guy goes into the cemetery to make future arrangements for his family. on the way in, he notices a man, crying loudly and pounding on a tombstone, exclaiming, "why did you die you bastard, why??!"

a while later, as the guy is leaving, he notices the other man still wailing on the tombstone. he approaches the crying man and says that he is very sorry for his loss.
the crying man says, "it is a very sad day for me. but ya know, i never actually met him."
the first guy then asks, "you never knew him? then why are you so sad?"

the crying man replies "he was my wife's first husband"...
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#3856 User is offline   Tamar G 

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 03:10 PM

From some distribution list I'm on (no idea why) at work. Emails have gone to everyone on the list, and this is only a select few of the emails I have received in the last hour.

[quote]Please take me off the distribution list[/quote]
[quote]and me too please.  Rgds[/quote]
[quote]please take me off of the Distribution List also.
With thanks and kind regards,
[/quote]
[quote]PLEASE REMOVE MY NAME FROM YOUR E-MAIL LISTS. I AM NOT THE MARK YOU WANT!!!![/quote]
[quote]Please can everyone try to unsubsribe the proper way, instead of sending the entire company an email?
Address you emails to - **** ONLY
Or simply click on the Unsubscribe button at the bottom of the email sent to you.
Thank you for your cooperation.[/quote]
[quote]PLEASE REMOVE MY NAME FROM DISTRIBUTION AS WELL.  MANY THANKS.
[/quote]
[quote]When responding to this email please DO NOT REPLY TO ALL. 
[/quote]
[quote]PLEASE DO NOT REPLY WITH HISTORY TO ALL
REPLY TO *** ONLY
[/quote]
[quote]PLEASE STOP CC EVERYONE FOR REMOVALS!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
[quote]WHEN REQUESTING TO HAVE YOUR NAME REMOVED FROM THE MAILING LIST PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO ALL[/quote]
[quote]Kindly respond to the original sender only.
Also, please note there is a "Remove" button at the end of the original e-mail.  I would suggest using this in addition to the e-mail to the original sender.[/quote]
[quote]People are funny, aren't they.
So far, in the past 15 minutes I have received 29 messages asking everyone to stop RESPONDING TO EVERYONE

by the way, this the 5th time i have asked to be removed (also unsubscribe), so i gave up and just delete the messages as they come in.

GOOD LUCK.[/quote]
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#3857 User is offline   Tamar G 

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 05:32 PM

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Is no one reading the past 300 emails that specifically state "DO NOT REPLY TO ALL"????  This is absolutely ludicrous that people do not know how to use Lotus Notes!!!


Of course, this lovely reply was sent to everyone on the distribution list.
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#3858 User is offline   GrantK 

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 07:03 PM

I had my every three year evaluation by the Dean last night. He was supposed to talk to the kids for 20 min, then observe, but he took over an hour with them. I guess he figured since it's a three hour class, I could lose a third of it no big deal. Ugh, there goes the easy night I had planned for tomorrow. . . .

They didn't like him very much, "He was a dick" was my favorite quote after he left.
Never assume animosity when stupidity could be the cause.
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.

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#3859 User is offline   mongo_jones 

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 07:04 PM

GrantK, on Nov 2 2005, 12:03 PM, said:

I had my every three year evaluation by the Dean last night. He was supposed to talk to the kids for 20 min, then observe, but he took over an hour with them. I guess he figured since it's a three hour class, I could lose a third of it no big deal. Ugh, there goes the easy night I had planned for tomorrow. . . .

They didn't like him very much, "He was a dick" was my favorite quote after he left.

grant, please report to my office.

purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
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if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
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facts are meaningless. you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
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maybe it wasn't the best wording.
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#3860 User is offline   hollywood 

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 01:04 AM

Routine sexual activity? Guess I'm living in the past.
That shit cray.
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#3861 User is offline   GrantK 

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 09:54 AM

mongo_jones, on Oct 31 2005, 05:04 PM, said:

GrantK, on Nov 2 2005, 12:03 PM, said:

I had my every three year evaluation by the Dean last night.  He was supposed to talk to the kids for 20 min, then observe, but he took over an hour with them.  I guess he figured since it's a three hour class, I could lose a third of it no big deal.  Ugh, there goes the easy night I had planned for tomorrow. . . .

They didn't like him very much,  "He was a dick" was my favorite quote after he left.

grant, please report to my office.

I knew you two were related. Damn.
Never assume animosity when stupidity could be the cause.
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.

'Happy Cuatro de Cinco!'
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#3862 User is offline   GrantK 

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 09:55 AM

hollywood, on Oct 31 2005, 11:04 PM, said:

Routine sexual activity? Guess I'm living in the past.

Uh, so what's the annoying part?
Never assume animosity when stupidity could be the cause.
Whichever side you're on, the other side doesn't just have bad ideas, they have to be bad people too.
People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
When you get over-confident, you get your ass kicked with your own shoes. (Fabio, Top Chef)
They probably drink corporate water.

'Happy Cuatro de Cinco!'
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 11:57 AM

Maybe he was the man mentioned in the lawsuit?
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#3864 User is offline   buckytom 

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 02:27 PM

a power outage at 4:40am, which set of the smoke alarms, woke up the baby, then stayed off just long enough to mess up the clocks. i had to keep waking myself up so i wouldn't oversleep for work today.
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 04:37 PM

johnboy, on Nov 3 2005, 03:57 AM, said:

Maybe he was the man mentioned in the lawsuit?

;) Not this time.
That shit cray.
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