Annoyances
#3551
Posted 21 September 2005 - 06:33 PM
purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
~shaqeel badayuni
if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
~yoruba proverb
facts are meaningless. you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
~homer simpson
maybe it wasn't the best wording.
~nathan
#3552
Posted 22 September 2005 - 01:55 AM
mongo_jones, on Sep 21 2005, 02:33 PM, said:
That's it! No more posting on "pirate threads" for you, mister!
#3553
Posted 22 September 2005 - 05:51 PM
#3554
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:13 PM
Last year, when it stopped running, it turned out not to be the battery that needed replacement, but some of the complicated mechanism. Parts take forever to find. Bloomingdale's watch repair returned it after three months; it worked for a few days, although something was obviously wrong with the time-setting thingy. Since it was on warranty, I took it back. This time it came back in only a month, but didn't run any better.
Giving up on Bloomie's, I took the watch to a highly-regarded jeweler who has a reputation for keeping old, valuable watches running. When I told him what had happened at Bloomie's he snorted and said, "You should have come here first." The watch came back after, nearly three months and again, ran for a few days. Since it was under warranty, I took it back with the usual tale, adding this time that R. was considering taking out the special innards and having them replaced with an up-to-date, but ordinary quartz movement. They were willing to try "repairing" again, but this time, he recommended changing to quartz, since it didn't change the appearance of the watch and R. is not interested in its collectibility. (Of course -- he'd already gotten the $600 for his earlier "repair.") He said that they return the valuable Accutron movement that we could re-install should we decide to sell the watch to a collector. He charges $140 to put in the quartz movement.
For me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Shame on me.
#3555
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:15 PM
Lippy, on Sep 22 2005, 05:13 PM, said:
Last year, when it stopped running, it turned out not to be the battery that needed replacement, but some of the complicated mechanism. Parts take forever to find. Bloomingdale's watch repair returned it after three months; it worked for a few days, although something was obviously wrong with the time-setting thingy. Since it was on warranty, I took it back. This time it came back in only a month, but didn't run any better.
Giving up on Bloomie's, I took the watch to a highly-regarded jeweler who has a reputation for keeping old, valuable watches running. When I told him what had happened at Bloomie's he snorted and said, "You should have come here first." The watch came back after, nearly three months and again, ran for a few days. Since it was under warranty, I took it back with the usual tale, adding this time that R. was considering taking out the special innards and having them replaced with an up-to-date, but ordinary quartz movement. They were willing to try "repairing" again, but this time, he recommended changing to quartz, since it didn't change the appearance of the watch and R. is not interested in its collectibility. (Of course -- he'd already gotten the $600 for his earlier "repair.") He said that they return the valuable Accutron movement that we could re-install should we decide to sell the watch to a collector. He charges $140 to put in the quartz movement.
For me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Shame on me.
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#3556
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:39 PM
He made a left turn in front of me into a driveway, he clearly saw me, he immediately starts backing out, I don't have time to stop, I swerve, honk my horn, he keeps coming, I'm relentlessy honking my horn, swerving as far as I can away from him. He finally stops within 6" of hitting us.
We probably wouldn't have been hurt but it would have been a pain in the ass to fill out all the paperwork in the heat, especially since my girl is sick and she had thrown up in the car about 10 minutes before.
#3557
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:40 PM
Lippy, on Sep 22 2005, 04:13 PM, said:
Last year, when it stopped running, it turned out not to be the battery that needed replacement, but some of the complicated mechanism. Parts take forever to find. Bloomingdale's watch repair returned it after three months; it worked for a few days, although something was obviously wrong with the time-setting thingy. Since it was on warranty, I took it back. This time it came back in only a month, but didn't run any better.
Giving up on Bloomie's, I took the watch to a highly-regarded jeweler who has a reputation for keeping old, valuable watches running. When I told him what had happened at Bloomie's he snorted and said, "You should have come here first." The watch came back after, nearly three months and again, ran for a few days. Since it was under warranty, I took it back with the usual tale, adding this time that R. was considering taking out the special innards and having them replaced with an up-to-date, but ordinary quartz movement. They were willing to try "repairing" again, but this time, he recommended changing to quartz, since it didn't change the appearance of the watch and R. is not interested in its collectibility. (Of course -- he'd already gotten the $600 for his earlier "repair.") He said that they return the valuable Accutron movement that we could re-install should we decide to sell the watch to a collector. He charges $140 to put in the quartz movement.
For me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Shame on me.
SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS?????? Why didn't you ask me about it? I got watch guys.
#3558
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:44 PM
#3559
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:47 PM
Shrieked when she saw him. "Oh my gawd, it's that guy from Sex in the City, Mr. Big! Oh my gawd!" She calls over the other waitress. "Look it's Mr. Big!"
Meanwhile Eyebrows, embarassed to death, is telling her no, no, I just look like him.
"Oh come on, I know it's you, come on!"
Then she starts asking me "how come he won't admit it?"
At this point I"m ready to get the frigging manager over there.
We finally convince her that no, it's not him. Mr. Big doesn't have that much grey in his hair and he's shorter and thinner than Eyebrows.
The entire time we were there, every server came to our table for some bogus reason (more toast? more coffee? more butter?) and stood there and stared at him.
People think Eyebrows is Chris Noth a lot, but this was the worst incident yet.
I felt really sorry for the real Chris Noth.
(A couple of years ago in Mexico, a woman got so flipped out, and Eyebrows told me I shoulda charged her $100 bucks for his autograph).
#3560
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:48 PM
Lippy, on Sep 22 2005, 05:44 PM, said:
Who told you that?
Oy.
Masters of Time
15 W. 47th St.
in the exchange
Dimitri and Rita Vicovanu, proprietors
Don't put in a quartz movement. The watch will be worthless after that. Go see her for a consult at least.
#3561
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:51 PM
Quality control Taster, Château D'Eau Winery
"Free time is the engine of ingenuity, creativity and innovation"
Moscow is building a monument to processed cheese.
#3562
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:53 PM
It was Murrey's on Third and 79th who told me the history of the Accutron. He has one himself that he loves that he can't get fixed properly either. At least with the quartz movement, it will run.
#3563
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:54 PM
Lippy, on Sep 22 2005, 05:53 PM, said:
It was Murrey's on Third and 79th who told me the history of the Accutron. He has one himself that he loves that he can't get fixed properly either. At least with the quartz movement, it will run.
Full friggin' retail.
I don't need to tell you the old joke, do I?
#3564
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:55 PM
winesonoma, on Sep 22 2005, 06:51 PM, said:
It's the look of it that he loves so much. I know it's not a "real" antique, but it's not being made anymore either, so call it a semi-antique. With the quartz movement, it will at least look the same.
#3565
Posted 23 September 2005 - 06:07 PM

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