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Ron Johnson 
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:50 PM
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 02:53 PM
Ron Johnson, on May 11 2005, 10:50 AM, said:
You should've removed one of your shoes and then beat him about the head and neck with it.
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:56 PM
boiler still doesn't work properly. Oven packed up last week and fridge keeps defrosting so is on its last legs. Really glad I spent loads of money on a laptop the other week.
Yes, I would not recommend smell, touch or taste when it comes to old cock selection. Opinions differ though. Adam 2/3/05
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 03:53 PM
ampletuna, on May 12 2005, 06:56 AM, said:
boiler still doesn't work properly. Oven packed up last week and fridge keeps defrosting so is on its last legs. Really glad I spent loads of money on a laptop the other week.
I feel your pain. In the past week, it's been the dishwasher, the DSL line and now the sprinkler system.
That shit cray.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 04:20 PM
Amazon.com. I think. Or perhaps the doormen in my building. When I lived without a doorman, I never had a problem with Amazon delivery. The UPS guy left everything with the super. For the third time since I moved to the alleged full-service luxury building, I have recieved a notice from Amazon telling me a package was undeliverable and that I am being refunded. Minus shipping costs, of course.
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 05:26 PM
Just broke the heel on my shoe.
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 05:44 PM
Daisy, on May 12 2005, 11:26 AM, said:
Just broke the heel on my shoe.
ha-ha!
purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 06:09 PM
mongo_jones, on May 12 2005, 01:44 PM, said:
Daisy, on May 12 2005, 11:26 AM, said:
Just broke the heel on my shoe.
ha-ha!
I should explain that mongo is laughing in relief because, now that the heel has broken, I have ceased beating him about the head with said shoe.
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:11 PM
Tore my last pair of wearable pants.
Wore down the heels of nearly last pair of nice shoes.
The phone isn't ringing.
My in-box is empty.
Just so I don't sound COMPLETELY pathetic, I know in about five minutes someone will walk through the door and be verrrrry happy to see me.
Wore down the heels of nearly last pair of nice shoes.
The phone isn't ringing.
My in-box is empty.
Just so I don't sound COMPLETELY pathetic, I know in about five minutes someone will walk through the door and be verrrrry happy to see me.
“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:19 PM
Had lunch for breakfast this morning, thanks to change in time zones. What should I have for lunch?
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:29 PM
Wilfrid, on May 11 2005, 01:19 PM, said:
Had lunch for breakfast this morning, thanks to change in time zones. What should I have for lunch?
Liquids?
“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:35 PM
That should bring the day to a swift end.
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:44 PM
Exactly.
“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
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Posted 13 May 2005 - 04:26 PM
Sitting on the porch with my best girlfriends having cocktails yesterday afternoon, all of us talking about Champion Booty Calls of the past. You know, the boys that were always ready and willing, and then went away quietly when it was time to go away. Well. I am going on and on about one boy in particular, when I hear feet coming up the stairs . . . lo and behold, it's the boyfriend, coming home from work. Should have looked over the railing first to make sure he wasn't approaching. Of course he heard everything.
What's surreal is that we were listening to The Pixies "Here Comes Your Man" right when it all happened. The boyfriend said: "wasn't this song enough of a sign for you to shut up?"
Of course he heard everything.What's surreal is that we were listening to The Pixies "Here Comes Your Man" right when it all happened. The boyfriend said: "wasn't this song enough of a sign for you to shut up?"
We eat so many shrimp, we got iodine poisonin
