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Ron Johnson, on Apr 21 2005, 02:27 PM, said:
hollywood, on Apr 21 2005, 01:23 PM, said:
Haven't the Kurds enough problems?
yeah, and that is like whey uncool.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:28 PM
yeah, and that is like whey uncool.
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:46 PM
Brasseries that serve shrimp and grits.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:49 PM
"You know what I use this for, wise guy?"
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:50 PM
self-flagellation, I hope.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:56 PM
Ron Johnson, on Apr 21 2005, 02:50 PM, said:
self-flagellation
Is that what 'whipping the cheese' really means?
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 06:58 PM
Right, it's Flay's patented cellulite removal flogging system.
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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:01 PM
"Yeah, that's what he told me. But I don't know..."
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 04:06 PM
People who think the metal detector line is a show and tell platform. Hence, they load up on every metal object they can wear or carry before entering said line. Then they slowly remove each individual item like they were doing a strip tease.
That shit cray.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 05:14 PM
The office vending machine has been out of Twix bars for at least a week and Skittles are a very poor second choice.
It is better to have beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 05:15 PM
Mmm, and I found no little choc chip cookies this morning when I went to correct my blood sugar. Had to settle for some kind of American version of jammy dodgers instead.
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 05:40 PM
hollywood, on Apr 22 2005, 11:06 AM, said:
People who think the metal detector line is a show and tell platform. Hence, they load up on every metal object they can wear or carry before entering said line. Then they slowly remove each individual item like they were doing a strip tease.
That's it!!! God, it drives me nuts. I actually asked one gentleman in front of me why he thought it necessary to bring every single metal object he owned to the courthouse. Then there was the guy who had 70 or 80 bucks in change in his pockets. Why?
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 07:52 PM
Is it just me? I cannot stand the sound of a person chewing ice. The person next to me is doing it currently and as a result, my headphones are on full blast.
It is better to have beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 07:56 PM
Chewing ice, chewing gum, slurping their soup, smacking their lips. I want to slap each and every one of them.
Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:16 PM
When I was young, We were not allowed to chew gum in public; my mother only let us do it on long car trips.
"I remembered the old joke that defines eternity as two people and a whole ham." Maurice Naughton
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:20 PM
And I'd like to sever the toes of everyone who clips their nails in public.
“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
