Nexes - Barcelona What a joke!
#1
Posted 04 April 2008 - 12:01 AM
Well, it *was* an adventure, I will grant that. We ordered a 2004 Genium Priorat and proceeded to order. Gee, a salad with pine nut ice cream? That sounded promising! Look at the picture and note the addition of peanuts and raisins in the salad -- it will become a recurring theme. Actually, the salad was not that bad; the addition of the pine nut ice cream was quite interesting. There was also sliced tomato, Asian pear, kiwi, cherry tomatoes, and a flower. It would make for an interesting interesting intermezzo in a large-coursed meal (well, the ice cream part, anyway).
Alongside the salad, we ordered a "tagliatelle with langostine, mushrooms, and soya." This was an extremely salty offering with a tad too much soy sauce. I couldn't tell you what the cheese was atop the pasta. The langostines were over-cooked and looking at the pictures, you can see how over-dressed everything was.
Now for the Kangaroo Carpaccio. This is what intrigued me to the restaurant and could have been extremely brilliant. Notice the peanut/raising pattern again? What gives? The "dressing" (I think it might have been a balsamic reduction) was so sickeningly sweet as to killed whatever flavor the kangaroo might have offered. Those langue du chat were savory and meant to accompany the dish. One bite are we were both done. Quite possibly the most bizarre dish I have ever had and a complete travesty.
Dessert - why, oh why, did I bother? Well, the servers were nice and it was quiet and bizarrely Oriental (look at the pictures - the entire restaurant was edged with the left-overs of a Chinese restaurant's motif they obviously haven't bothered to remove). The dessert we ordered was "chocolate lasagne." Hmmmm... are you seeing peanuts and raisins again? Yep, more garnish of peanuts and raisins along with more Asian pears and kiwi, just like the salad. The "lasagne" was supposedly chocolate pasta separated with thick chocolate ganache and overly garnished with chocolate syrup. You may not see it in the picture, but this monstrosity was HUGE, covering almost half the length of the table. Two bites sufficed. An interesting end to Barcelona and I promise there will be other follow-up reports which are far more interesting...
Nexes
C/ Banys Nous 8
08002 Barcelona
933 171 812
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#2
Posted 04 April 2008 - 12:58 AM
#3
Posted 04 April 2008 - 01:05 AM
#4
Posted 04 April 2008 - 07:21 AM
#5
Posted 04 April 2008 - 12:53 PM
Thanks for taking a bullet for the team, Carrie.
When working with high heat, the first contact between the cooking surface and the food must be respected.
-- Francis Mallman
#6
Posted 04 April 2008 - 01:52 PM
It may go down as the most memorable meal by virtue of being soooooo bad.
#7
Posted 04 April 2008 - 01:56 PM
And you could have been eating snails and deep fried artichokes at Portalon on the same street. Number 20.
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#8
Posted 04 April 2008 - 03:20 PM
And you could have been eating snails and deep fried artichokes at Portalon on the same street. Number 20.
You are killing me, man!
#9
Posted 04 April 2008 - 03:44 PM
Anyway, I am going soon, so I'll be updating them.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
#10
Posted 04 April 2008 - 03:48 PM
No trip to Barca complete without them!
They have proved invaluable over the years. I really look forward to Edition Two!
Wilfrid at The Pink Pig.
"I'm lost. You shat on the cum-carpet, or you came on the shit-carpet?" - The Wonderful LML 5th Feb, 2008.
"God bless those fucking guidelines. Where would we be without them?" - Stone March 2008
#11
Posted 04 April 2008 - 11:18 PM
Of course I did -- I just didn't pay attention to street addresses and was not successful in getting the lame-ass traveling companion to go anywhere beyond the immediacy of "I just want to stop here for a glass of wine..." and me having to suffice with whatever was being served there.
#12
Posted 05 April 2008 - 07:22 PM
#14
Posted 06 April 2008 - 05:48 AM
<hanging head in shame> yeah, I know..... </hanging head in shame>

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