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Signs the apocalypse is coming

#1 User is offline   StephanieL 

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Posted 04 May 2007 - 05:09 PM

"Xanadu: the Musical". Complete with roller skating. What, they ran out of decent movies to rip off?
It's always something.


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Posted 04 May 2007 - 05:33 PM

View PostStephanieL, on May 4 2007, 01:09 PM, said:

"Xanadu: the Musical". Complete with roller skating. What, they ran out of decent movies to rip off?

That sounds stupefyingly awful. In the old days I'd get together with friends, drink half a bottle of wine and smoke a joint, and see it for laughs.

Upon reflection, this sounds like the perfect pre-game DVD to play at a Superbowl party. Everyone could make up their own joke.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 08:41 PM

Was it "Starlight Express" which featured much roller-skating? Ghastly idea.
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 08:43 PM

And as I think I mentioned before, I saw Starlight Express in German (although much of the cast were American and clearly had no idea what the lyrics meant).
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Posted 04 May 2007 - 08:55 PM

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
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Posted 05 May 2007 - 07:35 PM

Even a blind squirrel finds nuts once in awhile.







(no relevance here.... i just like that one) :lol:
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Posted 05 May 2007 - 11:56 PM

There's a new season of The Girls Next Door on E.

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 12:27 AM

Question: will Olivia Newton-John reprise her role as Olivia Newton-John? ? ?
“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.

Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 08:09 PM

Xanadu The Musical - lol. That can't be real - augh!
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#10 User is offline   StephanieL 

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Posted 06 May 2007 - 08:21 PM

View PostMakesMeSmile, on May 6 2007, 04:09 PM, said:

Xanadu The Musical - lol. That can't be real - augh!

Alas, it is--I got a postcard about it urging me to buy tickets.
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Posted 06 May 2007 - 10:35 PM

It's closer than you think.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 12:37 AM

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/wellbe...2285754,00.html

Kids Salon opens in London - six years signing up for manicures.
“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.

Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.

You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 04:30 AM

QUOTE(Liza @ Jun 14 2008, 05:37 PM) View Post
http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/wellbe...2285754,00.html

Kids Salon opens in London - six years signing up for manicures.

That is beyond disgusting.

Jon Benet Ramsey all over again.

Allowing little girls to embrace the plumage of sexual ripeness is just so offensive. Man oh man, does that make me sick to my stomach.

Not that I have any strong opinions about it.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 04:36 AM

the russert spin-off thread?
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 12:59 AM

Battery-operated mascara:
News that cosmetics behemoth Estée Lauder will be launching a battery-operated, vibrating mascara in the US this summer has caused a wave of eyelash batting the world over. Decorum dictates that we pass over the imposing legacy of female-orientated appliances that vibrate for no apparent reason, and focus instead on the magnitude that will be bestowed by the melodiously named TurboLash All Effects Motion Mascara.
Those inclined to scoff at the very notion that mascara might require battery power must be reminded that, in certain circles, the way you sweep your lash is everything.

“And another thing. You don't have to "move on" either. Not until you're ready. People say, Oh, you should be grateful. They say, Oh, it's time for you to move on. I'm like, What are you, a cop with a nightstick? I'll move on when I'm done playing the blues on my harmonica, thank you very much.

Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.

You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
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