[Stone]

So my neighbor had her breasts escalated. What, you ask? I don't know. I said, "hey, your boobs got bigger. Did you have them augmented?" She said, "they weren't augmented, they were escalated."

[The Scream]

Stone, on Jan 11 2007, 06:23 PM, said:

So my neighbor had her breasts escalated. What, you ask? I don't know. I said, "hey, your boobs got bigger. Did you have them augmented?" She said, "they weren't augmented, they were escalated."

If you appreciate breast escalation you should move to Los Angeles.

[monkeymay]

How thoughtful of you to notice.

So you know one of the ways to get your boobs escalated to a larger size after you've already had augmentation? There's a weak spot on the side near the ribcage where you can puncture the bag creating a leak. You then can get a new boob job to a larger cup size and have your insurance cover it. Apparently it's all the rage among girls looking to "go up".

[Stone]

monkeymay, on Jan 11 2007, 01:34 PM, said:

How thoughtful of you to notice.

So you know one of the ways to get your boobs escalated to a larger size after you've already had augmentation? There's a weak spot on the side near the ribcage where you can puncture the bag creating a leak. You then can get a new boob job to a larger cup size and have your insurance cover it. Apparently it's all the rage among girls looking to "go up".

Don't they realize they can get just as much attention by dressing slutty and sleeping with guys on the first date?

[Ron Johnson]

I thought perhaps this meant instead of making them larger, she merely had them relocated to a higher spot on her chest. Anyway, I heard from our President last night that you aren't supposed to say "escalate" anymore. The new term is surge. So your neighbor had her breasts surged.

[Stone]

Really? According to Condi, it's a troop augmentation, not escalation.

surge sounds randy.

[The Scream]

I was at The Cheese Store in Beverly Hills visiting friends last week. What a freak show outside.

45-50 year old face, with obvious signs of chemical peel, microdermasion and botox abuse
20 year old boobs
65 year old sagging yoga butt

All rolled into one package!

[mitchells]

The Scream, on Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

I was at The Cheese Store in Beverly Hills visiting friends last week. What a freak show outside.

45-50 year old face, with obvious signs of chemical peel, microdermasion and botox abuse
20 year old boobs
65 year old sagging yoga butt

All rolled into one package!

Probably with an 85 Year Old Sugar Daddy with his nurse waiting in the car.

[The Scream]

mitchells, on Jan 11 2007, 06:57 PM, said:

The Scream, on Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

I was at The Cheese Store in Beverly Hills visiting friends last week. What a freak show outside.

45-50 year old face, with obvious signs of chemical peel, microdermasion and botox abuse
20 year old boobs
65 year old sagging yoga butt

All rolled into one package!

Probably with an 85 Year Old Sugar Daddy with his nurse waiting in the car.

I was referring to some of the men I saw.

[monkeymay]

Stone, on Jan 11 2007, 10:36 AM, said:

monkeymay, on Jan 11 2007, 01:34 PM, said:

How thoughtful of you to notice.

So you know one of the ways to get your boobs escalated to a larger size after you've already had augmentation? There's a weak spot on the side near the ribcage where you can puncture the bag creating a leak. You then can get a new boob job to a larger cup size and have your insurance cover it. Apparently it's all the rage among girls looking to "go up".

Don't they realize they can get just as much attention by dressing slutty and sleeping with guys on the first date?

Wow I didn't know! I'm so glad I've been doing it right all these years without the expense of plastic surgery....

[Ron Johnson]

I like the ones who have been smoking two packs a day and tanning for 40 years who try to get facelifts. They look like the leather on a catcher's mitt. Great look . . . no really.

[mitchells]

The Scream, on Jan 11 2007, 01:59 PM, said:

mitchells, on Jan 11 2007, 06:57 PM, said:

The Scream, on Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

I was at The Cheese Store in Beverly Hills visiting friends last week. What a freak show outside.

45-50 year old face, with obvious signs of chemical peel, microdermasion and botox abuse
20 year old boobs
65 year old sagging yoga butt

All rolled into one package!

Probably with an 85 Year Old Sugar Daddy with his nurse waiting in the car.

I was referring to some of the men I saw.

I know.

[Russ Parsons]

as with so many major fashion purchases, i don't think these are aimed at men at all, but rather to inspire awe and envy in other women. if they were after men, all they'd have to do is practice nodding their head and saying "gosh honey, i never thought of that." or monkey's way would work, too.

[Abbylovi]

The Scream, on Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

65 year old sagging yoga butt

Please explain?

[The Scream]

Abbylovi, on Jan 11 2007, 07:13 PM, said:

The Scream, on Jan 11 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

65 year old sagging yoga butt

Please explain?

I'll try to take a photo of one of the mothers at my daughter's school and post it. First I'll have to figure out how to explain what I'm doing in case I get caught.