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bloviatrix
QUOTE (Tamar G @ Feb 25 2005, 09:47 AM)
I agreed to this under the condition that the apartment would be completely cleaned on thursday so that I could move all the fragile things myself (paintings, violin, computer, personal files, etc.). I walked into the apartment last night and the entire place is filthy- dust EVERYWHERE, so there was no moving and I spent 3 hours just cleaning surfaces. My landlady promises it will be cleaned today before the move, but I don't think there's any way they can do it well so there will be a lot of scrubbing this weekend and I'm stuck moving the fragile things tonight. She kept saying "I don't think I can clean it to your standards." Is it unreasonable to want to put my hand on the countertop and not have it come away white from the dust? AAARGGH

I can completely sympathize with you -- everytime our building has done repair work in our apartment I've been left with a mess to deal with.

Can you call a service in and have the building reimburse you for it?
Busboy
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Feb 25 2005, 06:55 AM)
Snow angry.gif

v

Not nearly enough snow.
JPW
QUOTE (Busboy @ Feb 25 2005, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Feb 25 2005, 06:55 AM)
Snow  angry.gif

v

Not nearly enough snow.

Plenty of snow here.

Annoyance - too slushy for good sledding
Ron Johnson
Buttonfly pants. I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.


Tamar G
QUOTE (bloviatrix @ Feb 25 2005, 03:33 PM)
QUOTE (Tamar G @ Feb 25 2005, 09:47 AM)
I agreed to this under the condition that the apartment would be completely cleaned on thursday so that I could move all the fragile things myself (paintings, violin, computer, personal files, etc.).  I walked into the apartment last night and the entire place is filthy- dust EVERYWHERE, so there was no moving and I spent 3 hours just cleaning surfaces.  My landlady promises it will be cleaned today before the move, but I don't think there's any way they can do it well so there will be a lot of scrubbing this weekend and I'm stuck moving the fragile things tonight.  She kept saying "I don't think I can clean it to your standards."  Is it unreasonable to want to put my hand on the countertop and not have it come away white from the dust?  AAARGGH

I can completely sympathize with you -- everytime our building has done repair work in our apartment I've been left with a mess to deal with.

Can you call a service in and have the building reimburse you for it?


unfortunately no. The building is not owned by a management company- it's the only building owned by a couple. They were not amenable to a suggestion that because I was doing the cleaning they agreed to do, we should further reduce the rent (it's currently been reduced by about 1/3 of a month)
Ms J
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 23 2005, 09:18 AM)
QUOTE (Ms J @ Feb 25 2005, 11:26 AM)
London public transport in the snow.  angry.gif

Not much better than private transport in the snow laugh.gif It took me 45 minutes to drive my 15 minute journey to the office this morning.

That's definitely not fun. However, I think the prize for "not having fun" goes to the people I overheard on Platform 5 at London Bridge last night at quarter to midnight. They had been trying to get a train to Hastings since 9pm, but all trains to Hastings had been cancelled due to the weather (after being delayed for hours PRIOR to finally being cancelled).

What DO you do when you're stuck at London Bridge close to midnight? unsure.gif
g.johnson
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 10:56 AM)
Buttonfly pants. I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

There's something about Mary.
Ron Johnson
QUOTE (g.johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 11:07 AM)
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 10:56 AM)
Buttonfly pants.  I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

There's something about Mary.

laugh.gif
ampletuna
QUOTE (Ms J @ Feb 25 2005, 03:59 PM)
However, I think the prize for "not having fun" goes to the people I overheard on Platform 5 at London Bridge last night at quarter to midnight. They had been trying to get a train to Hastings since 9pm, but all trains to Hastings had been cancelled due to the weather (after being delayed for hours PRIOR to finally being cancelled).


that's the train down to my parents house. They are completely snowed in, can't even get car off drive as it is so icy. Why did it never happen when I was young so I wouldn't have had to go to school? angry.gif
Heather
QUOTE (Busboy @ Feb 25 2005, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Feb 25 2005, 06:55 AM)
Snow  angry.gif

v

Not nearly enough snow.

Enough that school has been cancelled yet again. Between the flu and the snow we are going on a solid week with kids cooped up in the house. wacko.gif
macrosan
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Buttonfly pants. I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

That shows that you've never had an accident with a zipper ohmy.gif
Rose
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 25 2005, 11:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Buttonfly pants.  I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

That shows that you've never had an accident with a zipper ohmy.gif

laugh.gif
fantasty
Our wait for a bathroom door continues into the third month.

The door installed in late 2003 as part of a renovation swelled with last summer's humidity. Hinges had to be loosened, door wouldn't fully close. When fall came and hinges were tightened, door still wouldn't close and was judged too heavy for the hinges (which can't be changed w/out replacing the entire frame) by someone who knows something about these things. There was no way to reattach it. It got tossed, and we ordered a new one from Home Depot. It would come in a month, we were told.

We called in four week's time to learn that door was not yet shipped.

Two weeks later we learned that truck carrying door was in an accident, and door did not survive.

Another door was ordered. Another four weeks.

We got a call this Monday. Door arrived. Broken in two pieces.

Supposedly a rush order has been placed, and we might just have a door this weekend. Which makes me wonder why we had to wait for four - six weeks the first two times.

The felines have been happy with our doorlessness. They hate closed doors. Guests have been remarkably good humored, too. Still, it is an annoyance.



g.johnson
QUOTE (Rose @ Feb 25 2005, 11:47 AM)
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 25 2005, 11:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Buttonfly pants.  I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

That shows that you've never had an accident with a zipper ohmy.gif

laugh.gif

I'm obviously far too oblique for this crowd.
hollywood
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 25 2005, 08:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Buttonfly pants.  I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

That shows that you've never had an accident with a zipper ohmy.gif

And I think 501s are cool.
Daisy
QUOTE (hollywood @ Feb 25 2005, 12:55 PM)
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 25 2005, 08:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Buttonfly pants.   I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

That shows that you've never had an accident with a zipper ohmy.gif

And I think 501s are cool.

But cool and handy do not always go hand in hand, no?
hollywood
QUOTE (Daisy @ Feb 25 2005, 10:04 AM)
QUOTE (hollywood @ Feb 25 2005, 12:55 PM)
QUOTE (macrosan @ Feb 25 2005, 08:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ron Johnson @ Feb 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Buttonfly pants.   I've yet to encounter the situation in which this proves to be a handy design.

That shows that you've never had an accident with a zipper ohmy.gif

And I think 501s are cool.

But cool and handy do not always go hand in hand, no?

Yeah, maybe 501s are better for hot and handy.
Daisy
Hollywood ! blush.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif
Busboy
QUOTE (Heather @ Feb 25 2005, 04:11 PM)
QUOTE (Busboy @ Feb 25 2005, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Feb 25 2005, 06:55 AM)
Snow  angry.gif

v

Not nearly enough snow.

Enough that school has been cancelled yet again. Between the flu and the snow we are going on a solid week with kids cooped up in the house. wacko.gif

Kids are out of school, but I'm in at work. Worst possible amount of snow.
Wilfrid
Seasonal allergic assault on bronchi causing weakness, shortness of breath and fever. Still, rather be sick all weekend than work, as can be sick in bar.
hillvalley
I spent Thursday watching this beautiful row of iciles form on my balcony during the snow. Yesterday, during my first nap, they disappeared in an hour angry.gif
NeroW
Been without cigarettes for about 36 hours and it fucking feels like I've got pleurisy. angry.gif All kinds of crap is roiling around in there. I have a hacking cough that beats, hands-down, any smokers' cough I ever had. My chest hurts and my throat is burning from whatever crap is lurking down there.

The worst part about it is not the cough and the snot, it's no cigarettes.
JPW
That I'm at work today
Al Dented
QUOTE (NeroW @ Feb 26 2005, 11:39 AM)
Been without cigarettes for about 36 hours and it fucking feels like I've got pleurisy. angry.gif All kinds of crap is roiling around in there. I have a hacking cough that beats, hands-down, any smokers' cough I ever had. My chest hurts and my throat is burning from whatever crap is lurking down there.

The worst part about it is not the cough and the snot, it's no cigarettes.

Slap a patch on and quit!

I had pneumonia so bad last year I couldn't smoke a cig if I tried. I've been smoke free (well, the occasional night out I've smoked) ever since. If you've made it 36 hours, you're 1/2 way through the hardest part.
hillvalley
Glad to hear you're back on the wagon Al biggrin.gif
Al Dented
QUOTE (hillvalley @ Feb 26 2005, 05:58 PM)
Glad to hear you're back on the wagon Al biggrin.gif

I'm almost always on the wagon. I swear. If I'm out drinkin with a smoker (i.e. my freakin brother), I smoke. angry.gif

The flesh is weak. sad.gif
Kikujiro
Several weeks on from skiing fall, can now drive, lift arms to dress, carry stuff etc., but discovered just now still unable to lift weights, even very light ones.
Vanessa
QUOTE (Kikujiro @ Feb 27 2005, 05:44 PM)
Several weeks on from skiing fall, can now drive, lift arms to dress, carry stuff etc., but discovered just now still unable to lift weights, even very light ones.

There was no sign of disability on Friday unsure.gif

v
Kikujiro
I wasn't quite pumping iron on Friday ...
Vanessa
So what's a saucepan?

v
Kikujiro
Hm. You see, by 'light' weights, I meant 30-40 kilos, repeatedly.
macrosan
QUOTE (NeroW @ Feb 26 2005, 05:39 PM)
Been without cigarettes for about 36 hours and it fucking feels like I've got pleurisy. angry.gif All kinds of crap is roiling around in there. I have a hacking cough that beats, hands-down, any smokers' cough I ever had. My chest hurts and my throat is burning from whatever crap is lurking down there.

The worst part about it is not the cough and the snot, it's no cigarettes.

Nero, that "aggravated" coughing is exactly one of the results of quitting. Every time you suck in a puff of cigarette smoke, you deposit a layer of viscous tar (and several hundred other toxic chemicals) on the surface of your bronchus (breathing tube). Now your bronchus is covered with cilia which are tiny "hairs" which have the job of sweeping particles out of your lungs and respiratory system in the form of mucus. The tar from cigarettes completely clogs up the cilia and causes them to harden and die. As soon as you quit, the tar breaks up and starts to either be coughed up or fall into your lungs, the skin on the surface of your bronchus becomes clearer, and (amazingly) your cilia start to regrow ! Then they get on with the job of sweeping up all the tar and other crap that has been accumulating in your respiratory system all these years ! For a rather better description of the process, look at this article inWhyQuit.com, and if you're interested there are many others worth reading.

The way to think about your extra coughing is that it's a sign that your body is starting the healing process.

Incidentally, I have to throw in a small disagreement with Al Dented wink.gif Do not "throw on a patch" ... it's pretty well proven to be a route to failure. Research generally gives a 93% FAILURE rate for users of the patch. And note that Al has confessed that he hasn't been able to quit himself sad.gif

Nero, I quit over four years ago, cold turkey, at my first attempt. I can highly recommend WhyQuit.com if you're interested in quitting, or by all means PM me if I can help smile.gif
GG Mora
Nero, honey: do it now while you're young and beautiful, before it starts to ruin your lovely skin. Like Al said (was it Al?), you're already halfway there. Many of the people I know who quit successfully did it after being forced to stop for a few days due to illness.
Cathy
We're all pulling for you, Nero! If you can get through a week, you can quit for good.

I had no experience with the patch, but Nicorette gum was helpful. So was knitting - somethiing else to do with my hands.

Food and drink will taste so much better...you'll be amazed.
ampletuna
QUOTE (GG Mora @ Feb 28 2005, 01:51 PM)
Many of the people I know who quit successfully did it after being forced to stop for a few days due to illness.

that's how I did it too. As I get older I have really begun to notice the difference between smokers and non-smokers teeth and wrinkles. Smokers teeth in general are terrible and all those nasty little lines around the mouth, yuck.
MyKong
QUOTE (GG Mora @ Feb 26 2005, 12:51 PM)
Nero, honey: do it now while you're young and beautiful, before it starts to ruin your lovely skin. Like Al said (was it Al?), you're already halfway there. Many of the people I know who quit successfully did it after being forced to stop for a few days due to illness.

GG is right. I quit 5 years ago for good. Vanity helps in this situation. Good luck--it will be hell for the next couple of days. Just drink lots of water. Chew cinnamon sticks or cloves.

My annoyance--am sick, so I cannot do anything. Wanted to go into work but I knew I was no good to do so. Cannot eat but I am hungry.
Vanessa
The annoyances thread has caught up with the reasons to be cheerful thread angry.gif

v
ampletuna
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Feb 28 2005, 03:54 PM)
The annoyances thread has caught up with the reasons to be cheerful thread  angry.gif

v

ah, that is because these things are symbiotic, no?
whippedkeptboy
Self checkout at the local Giant supermarket. It is not, despite what the banners promise, "Fast. Easy. Fun." In fact, with me, it goes something like this:

"Please place the item on the belt."
"Please place the item on the belt."
"Please place the item on the belt."
"It's on the belt, you stupid machine."
"Please place the item on the belt."
"All right. All right. I'll try again."
"Please remove the item from the belt."
"What? I just did."
"Please remove the item from the belt."
"Oh for fuck's sake."
"Please remove the item from the belt."
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You fucking stupid piece of useless fucking crap."
"Would you prefer to check out over there, sir, with one of our cashiers? You're scaring the other customers."
"Thank you for shopping at Giant. Please place the item on the belt."
Tamar G

work just blocked personal email sites like hotmail, gmail, yahoo etc. angry.gif

But they have not found Mouthfuls . . .
fantasty
It's hard to find good BBQ-flavored potato chips these days.
hollywood
QUOTE (whippedkeptboy @ Feb 28 2005, 08:42 AM)
Self checkout at the local Giant supermarket. It is not, despite what the banners promise, "Fast. Easy. Fun." In fact, with me, it goes something like this:

"Please place the item on the belt."
"Please place the item on the belt."
"Please place the item on the belt."
"It's on the belt, you stupid machine."
"Please place the item on the belt."
"All right. All right. I'll try again."
"Please remove the item from the belt."
"What? I just did."
"Please remove the item from the belt."
"Oh for fuck's sake."
"Please remove the item from the belt."
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You fucking stupid piece of useless fucking crap."
"Would you prefer to check out over there, sir, with one of our cashiers? You're scaring the other customers."
"Thank you for<a onMouseOver="window.status='' ; return true;" onMouseOut="window.status='';" oncontextmenu="window.status=''; return true;" onclick="location.href='http://www.enhancemysearch.com/admin/results.php?q=Shopping&id=24';return false;" href="" TITLE="More Info..."> shopping </a>at Giant. Please place the item on the belt."

I've tried this a few times at Home Depot. It always looks like a short line, but it always takes longer. Too many glitches and problems with UPCs.
Wilfrid
Don't let macrosan scare you. Smoking does have a temporary toxic effect on the cilia, and your respiratory system may just be sorting itself out. However, tar does not deposit on the lining of the bronchus, and then "break up" and start moving around later on. What has he been reading?

Hope you're feeling better soon.
Wilfrid
Bar in which I watched the Oscars brought round plates of complimentary canapes. I seized a small spring roll and aimed it at what appeared to be one of several pale dips in ramekins in the middle of the plate. After I'd scooped up the sauce, the server said: "You may as well have that now, it's the quiche".

Individual quiches, a little bit runnier than one might have expected. huh.gif
Orik
QUOTE (hollywood @ Feb 28 2005, 01:37 PM)
I've tried this a few times at Home Depot. It always looks like a short line, but it always takes longer. Too many glitches and problems with UPCs.

of 6 people trying to do this at HD here, everyone gave up and used a human.

"unexpected item in bagging area"
"item removed from bagging area"
"unexpected item in bagging area"
"item removed from bagging area"
"unexpected item in bagging area"
"item removed from bagging area"

rfid or bust
GG Mora
Dicing up pork for chili, I sliced right through my nail into the nail bed. Ouch. Fucking ouch.
Wilfrid
I feel that.

On the other hand, shortly after I walk out into that raging blizzard any minute now, I will become completely numb.
macrosan
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Feb 28 2005, 07:50 PM)
Don't let macrosan scare you.  Smoking does have a temporary toxic effect on the cilia, and your respiratory system may just be sorting itself out. 

Hey Wilf, you sound just like a Phillip Morris PR handout laugh.gif "A temporary toxic effect" be fucked. It's a usually pemanent carcinogenic effect. And quite often a seriously deadly effect. And when not that a nastily debilitating effect. The idea that anything I said is scarier than the reality is ludicrous, and I can't imagine why you would want to suggest so.

QUOTE
However, tar does not deposit on the lining of the bronchus, and then "break up" and start moving around later on.  What has he been reading?

The answer is that I have been reading medical and professional papers. The following is one examople of a simply stated and quite clear and understandable example from WhyQuit.com:
QUOTE
When first quitting, one of the early physical repairs that start up is cilia production. Cilia are tiny hair-like projections that line your trachea and bronchus, constantly sweeping particulate matter out of your lungs. When you smoked, you first slowed down, then paralyzed and would eventually destroy cilia. This is why smokers often have more colds and flues, they wipe out the first line of defense against the incoming microbes causing these illnesses.
When a person stops smoking, usually within 72 hours or so, cilia starts to regenerate. The ex-smoker may start cleaning out the lung in a matter of days. One of the early symptoms first encountered is coughing and spitting out, this is mucous and trapped matter that was never being cleaned out efficiently while smoking but now has an escape route and mechanism to start sweeping it. Ugly but good, you are starting to clean out a lot of garbage in your lung. Much of the garbage is tobacco tar--tobacco tars that have a very distinct taste and smell.  Joel Spitzer, Professional Smoking Prevention and Cesstaion Consultant

Adam
Back in Scotland.

One the BA flight back to Gatwick, we were offered the most fucking disgusting excuse for food that I have seen for some time. Microwaved plastic bread with shitty tomato sauce covered with so much fuckng disgusting greasy industrial mozzarella that it had fused to the paper box. This was called a pizza-sub. Considering the country we we flying from this is a disgrace.

At the same time I read a gaurdian article on how London was now the best foodie destination on the planet. This is also a fucking joke. Several thousand outstanding meals a year doesn't make up for the billion shitty meals that go along side it. If you can pay £100 for an outstanding meal in London, but get consistantly mediocre meals for £50, this is not something to be celebrated.

Also is Bray actually in London?
Ms J
It's good to have you back, Adam.
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