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Orik
QUOTE (tanabutler @ Dec 4 2004, 09:31 AM)
Lost in translation, Orik?

My annoyance: snoring bedmate. I adore the man: why must he torture me?

I dunno. I think it would have been as annoying in English (I fell asleep about 5 minutes into that film, so if this is a reference it's lost on me)

Wilfrid
Those very clever signs posted all over midtown - in doorways, at the top of stairs and escalators and on subway platforms - which say "Wait Here", "Go Slow", "Please Block" - visible only to tourists. ohmy.gif
ginger milk
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Dec 7 2004, 04:34 PM)
Those very clever signs posted all over midtown - in doorways, at the top of stairs and escalators and on subway platforms - which say "Wait Here", "Go Slow", "Please Block" - visible only to tourists. ohmy.gif

laugh.gif Too true
hollywood
The person ahead of me in line at the ATM who thinks it's a device for composing his autobiography. Then, gets interrupted by a cell phone call. Then, has to start all over. People like this should not have bank accounts.
Daisy
Try being in line at the Metro Card machine behind a woman with purple talons so long she is unable to exert enough pressure to make the touch screen work. I of course end up doing it for her.
StephanieL
QUOTE (hollywood @ Dec 7 2004, 11:40 AM)
The person ahead of me in line at the ATM who thinks it's a device for composing his autobiography. Then, gets interrupted by a cell phone call. Then, has to start all over. People like this should not have bank accounts.

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif I always think they're transacting the next Louisiana Purchase.
Ron Johnson
On occassion I have asked the person in front of me in line using the ATM if he wouldn't mind executing a few trades for me before the market closes.
Rose
anyone who is too old to drive more than 35 mph should TURN IN THEIR LICENSE!
Vanessa
1. Buskers on the tube trains (a quite different breed from those on the stations). Invariably hurt my ears and smell.

2. Men that converse with a region somewhat below one's chin.

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Wilfrid
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Dec 7 2004, 04:15 PM)
1. Buskers on the tube trains (a quite different breed from those on the stations). Invariably hurt my ears and smell.


I have a problem with the speech makers. Those who wish to solicit contributions either for themselves, for the homeless in general, for their basketball team, or in return for toys and batteries - but rather than just say so, continue noisily to extol the virtues of the transaction until the train stops and they can get to the next carriage.


QUOTE
2. Men that converse with a region somewhat below one's chin.


Too shy to make eye contact, I expect.
Vanessa
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Dec 7 2004, 09:20 PM)
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2. Men that converse with a region somewhat below one's chin.


Too shy to make eye contact, I expect.

And your pig's got wings ninja.gif

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Daisy
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Dec 7 2004, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (Wilfrid @ Dec 7 2004, 09:20 PM)
QUOTE
2. Men that converse with a region somewhat below one's chin.


Too shy to make eye contact, I expect.

And your pig's got wings ninja.gif

v

Amen, sister.
GG Mora
Drivers that are so tuned out when driving on a snow covered road that they can't be bothered trying to judge the lane and so drive directly down the middle. ninja.gif


Edit: at 50 mph in their Ford Colossus.

Edit: while talking on the phone.
johnboy
Bloody cold that has been lingering for a couple of days. Must be better by the weekend; boss is coming over for dinner!

Adam
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Dec 5 2004, 07:15 PM)

2. Men that converse with a region somewhat below one's chin.


Sometimes I am aware that I am not looking at the breasts of a women I am conversing with. Is this like 'looking at another mans wife is as bad as having them' (paraphrasing) and what is the correct balance between looking and not looking so as not to make one look obsessive? Thanx.
Vanessa
There's looking at - no harm in that - and there's not looking at anything else during a whole conversation, which is a whole different kettle of fish, if you get me. Especially when the conversation is regarding a mutual acquaintance currently on his deathbed in hospital blink.gif

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Adam
Are, that is getting into the "shiney-pants Mr. Creepy" stage.
johnboy
QUOTE (Vanessa @ Dec 8 2004, 01:48 PM)
There's looking at - no harm in that - and there's not looking at anything else during a whole conversation, which is a whole different kettle of fish, if you get me. Especially when the conversation is regarding a mutual acquaintance currently on his deathbed in hospital blink.gif

v

Maybe his eyes were downcast with sorrow?

Ms J
QUOTE (Adam @ Dec 6 2004, 11:45 AM)
Sometimes I am aware that I am not looking at the breasts of a women I am conversing with.

That's fine. We're not usually aware that you're aware, so everyone's happy. biggrin.gif
Adam
QUOTE (Miss J @ Dec 6 2004, 12:02 PM)
QUOTE (Adam @ Dec 6 2004, 11:45 AM)
Sometimes I am aware that I am not looking at the breasts of a women I am conversing with.

That's fine. We're not usually aware that you're aware, so everyone's happy. biggrin.gif

It's the "not usually aware" that makes me nervous. I never worried about this stuff in Australia.


GG Mora
Fucking FireWire/MacOSX.3 bug that spontaneously hoses one's external hard drive. Was able to mount it on Hub's Mac and copy important files, then wasted 2 hours trying to resurrect the directory. Finally threw up my hands and ordered a new 200GB drive*, with no assurances that a new compatability issue with Panther 10.3.6 has been resolved.

*Cheaper than blowing another two hours of my time.
Kikujiro
Yes, that one really sucks. Assume you'll check the manufacturer's website for firmware updates for the new drive.
galleygirl
If I'm still running OS 9.2, does this mean I'm totally f**ked, or that no one cares, because I'm so far behind the curve? huh.gif
Kikujiro
It means you have a wonderful experience ahead of you at some point.

Annoyance: going down the road to buy milk, buying a couple of other things, forgetting the milk, going back, making coffee, remembering the milk.
GG Mora
QUOTE (galleygirl @ Dec 8 2004, 11:52 PM)
If I'm still running OS 9.2, does this mean I'm totally f**ked, or that no one cares, because I'm so far behind the curve? huh.gif

Jeez, I though I was the last OS 9 holdout. When I finally dove into OS X (just about a year ago), I kicked myself for waiting so long. The Mail / Address Book / iCal functionality alone is worth the price of admission. Not to mention iPhoto & the way it interacts with Photoshop. Granted, I've spent a small fortune upgrading to the Adobe Creative Suite, but that's all a deduction in the end.

Go for it, gg. You can still run your old programs in Classic mode & it's quite seamless. If you wait too long, you run the risk that there won't be a bridge between your old files and the new software.
GG Mora
QUOTE (Kikujiro @ Dec 8 2004, 08:03 PM)
Yes, that one really sucks. Assume you'll check the manufacturer's website for firmware updates for the new drive.

Bet your ass I will.
Kikujiro
GG: only caveat is, make sure you have a system that will run it decently. OS X can be demanding compared to 9, but then it's doing a lot more.
Vanessa
My boss being put under pressure by his boss to break the law in order to cater for a function that is beyond our capacity. His boss being very careful not to put anything in writing to cover his own back so if the shit flies, and it will, everyone will get the blame except him.

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Kikujiro
Luckily you now have written evidence to the contrary wink.gif
Vanessa
QUOTE (Kikujiro @ Dec 9 2004, 03:23 PM)
Luckily you now have written evidence to the contrary wink.gif

unsure.gif

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Kikujiro
You just put in writing, dated in advance of the event or any fallout, that you were being put under pressure. Not conclusive but I'm sure it'd help. Lawyers?
Vanessa
QUOTE (Kikujiro @ Dec 9 2004, 03:29 PM)
You just put in writing, dated in advance of the event or any fallout, that you were being put under pressure. Not conclusive but I'm sure it'd help. Lawyers?

There's acres of correspondence on the matter between people below this guy, but not actually from him. He has said 'the buck stops with me' but he has not put one instruction in writing and will not be there on the night and the event is not organised by him. He is just giving unethical support to those who want to make it happen because they stand to gain good money (maybe he's getting a backhander).

My boss has experience of being dropped in the shit by this guy and left to fend for himself - right in the middle of an employment tribunal in fact, so we are under no illusions.

v
StephanieL
Went in for minor surgery yesterday--operation went well but my reaction to the anesthesia necessitated a completely unexpected overnight stay in the hospital. angry.gif
g.johnson
Hope you're fully recovered now. If not, get well soon.
Carolyn Tillie
In a horrible car crash last Saturday. My tiny Saturn literally taken out by a giant SUV. Car totaled. Fortunately, I am relatively okay with only big bumps and bruises and hideous black eyes from a concussion.

Insurance company is not returning my phone calls and all my holiday fun money (and more that I don't yet have!) will now be spent on new wheels.
GG Mora
How scary, Carolyn. Thank God you got off relatively easy. Glad you're okay. Sucks about the $$, though.

As to being crushed by an SUV: don't get me started.
MyKong
QUOTE (Carolyn Tillie @ Dec 7 2004, 05:08 PM)
In a horrible car crash last Saturday. My tiny Saturn literally taken out by a giant SUV. Car totaled. Fortunately, I am relatively okay with only big bumps and bruises and hideous black eyes from a concussion.

Insurance company is not returning my phone calls and all my holiday fun money (and more that I don't yet have!) will now be spent on new wheels.

Your insurance co or the other driver's insurance co is not returning yr phone calls? If it is the other drivers, you should ask your insurance co to handle the matter.

I am glad to hear you are relatively fine--that most of have been really terrifying.
Cathy
Carolyn, glad you're mostly all right. Steph, feel better soon.

My annoyance is trivial by comparison: Boss called from the car en route to Sripraphai, and asked me to read him Bruni's recent review. The whole thing, alliterative asininity and all.

I only cracked once. ;-)
Carolyn Tillie
QUOTE (Cathy @ Dec 9 2004, 06:36 PM)
Carolyn, glad you're mostly all right. Steph, feel better soon.

My annoyance is trivial by comparison: Boss called from the car en route to Sripraphai, and asked me to read him Bruni's recent review. The whole thing, alliterative asininity and all.

I only cracked once. ;-)

Now THAT made me laugh -- thanks (I think), I needed that... except it hurt my sore ribs! huh.gif
Carolyn Tillie
QUOTE (nerissa @ Dec 9 2004, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (Carolyn Tillie @ Dec 7 2004, 05:08 PM)
In a horrible car crash last Saturday. My tiny Saturn literally taken out by a giant SUV. Car totaled. Fortunately, I am relatively okay with only big bumps and bruises and hideous black eyes from a concussion.

Insurance company is not returning my phone calls and all my holiday fun money (and more that I don't yet have!) will now be spent on new wheels.

Your insurance co or the other driver's insurance co is not returning yr phone calls? If it is the other drivers, you should ask your insurance co to handle the matter.

I am glad to hear you are relatively fine--that most of have been really terrifying.

Well, that is where it gets sticky. I was making a left-hand turn across oncoming traffic. Technically, that makes me at fault. However, California is a "no fault" state. And the SUV was going 70+ mph so it could be his fault.

As I was unconscious until the ambulence arrived, I don't remember much.

I guess the longer the insurance company takes, the more time I have to sell my belongings on eBay to buy a new car, if they determine I am at fault... sad.gif

Thanks everyone for the kind words.
StephanieL
I am OK but very very sore, and it hurts to laugh, cough, sneeze, or bend at the waist (surgery was in lower abdominal region). Carolyn, hope you feel better too!
beans
Oh Carolyn! ohmy.gif

Please feel better and patient for those tiresome insurance reps and their endless paperwork.

Bruises and bumps heal. Cars are replaceable. You are not.




Now, this completely pales in comparison, but these are two very valid, recent annoyances:

-underwires that nearly harpoon, mid-day with no hope of shopping for a new garment or zipping to the homestead for a quick change

-candy thermometers that are on the whole off from anywhere of ten to a whopping 15 degrees. dry.gif angry.gif dry.gif sad.gif
Ms J
I'm so sorry to hear about our growing collection of sore MFs. Hope you're feeling better soon, Carolyn & Stephanie.

I'm annoyed today because I've heard that a number of good people at my old company are being put through the corporate ringer in order to cover some senior management arse. angry.gif

GG Mora
QUOTE (beans @ Dec 9 2004, 08:33 PM)
-candy thermometers that are on the whole off from anywhere of ten to a whopping 15 degrees. dry.gif angry.gif dry.gif sad.gif

I had that happen with a new one I bought last year. Because the face rotates independent of the needle, I was able to recalibrate it by sticking it in boiling water (and assuming the temperature was 212°F) and rotating the face until it read 212. Not an exact science, but it seems to be fairly accurate now.
galleygirl
QUOTE (StephanieL @ Dec 9 2004, 01:57 PM)
Went in for minor surgery yesterday--operation went well but my reaction to the anesthesia necessitated a completely unexpected overnight stay in the hospital. angry.gif

Surgery is only minor when preformed on someone else...what an oxymoron...

Spoil yourself as needed, 3-4 times daily....
Wilfrid
The rain lashing against the window. Yes, lashing.

Might as well be in the middle of the North Sea in February, although the advantage of the latter is the scarcity of tourists with out-of-control umbrellas blocking the streets.
g.johnson
There's less of a chance of capsizing on 5th Avenue.
tanabutler
Carolyn, so so sorry to hear about your terrible wreck. Thank goodness it wasn't worse, though.

Feel better!
Miguel Gierbolini
Kinks with Wordperfect. Or with my computer. I am working with a document at the office and to continue working at home I e-mailed the document home. For some reason (yes I am a REAL techie) everything takes longer and there is a slight/less-than-slight delay between my input and Wordperfect's recognition of my command. It must be something really stupid but . . .I don't know how to fix it. angry.gif
Stone
QUOTE (Miguel Gierbolini @ Dec 11 2004, 05:28 PM)
Kinks with Wordperfect. Or with my computer. I am working with a document at the office and to continue working at home I e-mailed the document home. For some reason (yes I am a REAL techie) everything takes longer and there is a slight/less-than-slight delay between my input and Wordperfect's recognition of my command. It must be something really stupid but . . .I don't know how to fix it. angry.gif

Just be happy you're not using Word. What a shitty program and another example of Microsoft's market power forcing a substandard product on the masses.
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